I want a better job

Hey, I'm Eddie Hitler. That's not my real name. It's a character from a BBC show called "Bottom" Which aired in the 90's. It's hilarious. My real name is Richard and I'm following meme magic and learning to code.

I work in customer service and honestly I'm at the point where I've thinking about giving away my possessions and living like a hermit in the woods, but my wife won't let me, so I'm learning to code instead. Sorry if I'm further saturating the market. Feel free to complain.

[How to pass the time without a TV]

Richie: What about "Pin the Tail on the Donkey"?

Eddie: We haven't got a donkey.

Richie: Well, "Pin the Tail on the Chicken"

Eddie: We haven't got a tail.

Richie: Oh. Well, "Pin the Sausage on the Chicken"?

Eddie: We haven't got a chicken.

Richie: (Annoyed) Well, "Pin the Sausage on the Fridge".

Eddie: Or a pin.

Richie: (Angrier) "Sellotape a Sausage to the Fridge"!

Eddie: We haven't got a sausage!

Richie: (shouting) "Put a Bit of Sellotape on the Fridge"!

Eddie: (Beat) It's not much of a game, is it?